Purulent Shitface - Vom Schicksal Gebeutelt 7"
2005 Noise Annihilation

Track Listing:
Side A:
1.  Der Harte Riff
2.  Vom Gabelstapler Gebeutelt
3.  Milzbrand Sociey
4.  Verbrennt Alle Metalheads
5.  Skepsis Beim Löschversuch
6.  Into Glory Thai
7.  The Insane Terrifying Horrors Of The Shitface Of Steel
8.  Es Steckt Im Detail
9.  Wir Sind Ein Unerhörtes Talent
10. Sigi's Jukebox

Side B:
11. Lauschet Wie Das Bächlein Rauschet
12. Der Wald Ist Uns Kein Hinterniss
13. Thaiweckenmazacker An Der Uferpromenade
14. Niemand Heult Um Unsern Arsch
15. Absturz Beim Kletterkurs
16. Golden Day Break Pt. I
17. Golden Day Break Pt. II
18. Mit Dem Bockelharten Boner Durch's Kaufland
19. Henks Untergang

Line-Up:
Vocals:  Zangengeburt
Guitars:  Captain Eiterfratze
Drums:  Dr. Schlusenbach

Shev's Rating:  A-
Overall Album Rating:  A-

Shev's Review:
So just how retarded do you like your noisy grind?  What's that?  Wicked fucking retarded?  Boy, do I have a band for you.  Purulent Shitface, based out of Germany, knows no other way than to produce noisy, shitty, retarded grind, celebrating such retarded glory on 500 copies of hand-numbered groovy blue vinyl.

Being a German band, they're obviously not too big into using English.  This might pose a problem for most bands when it comes to signing along, but 'tard is a universal language.  Actual lyrics are few and far between, and instead replaced with moaning, yelping, screaming, and even a little giggling.  It fits in awesome with the sloppy, creative guitarwork and drumming which can merely be described as "functional".

I've listened to this EP no less than twenty times, and it has yet to get old.  It's grind in it's purest form, but without all the straight-faced nonsense that turns modern grindcore into stuffy school lessons.  If you've already burned through all your Lobster Assault and Pile Of Eggs cassettes and can't possibly bring yourself to listen to another Seth Putnam project, try to find yourself a copy of this.  I promise this to be hated by grindcore purists around the world.
Shev's Rating:  A-

Discography (last updated 12.15.05):
Absturz Beim Kletterkurs - 2004
Vom Schicksal Gebeutelt EP - 2005