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Impaled Nazarene - Nihil
1999 Osmose Productions
Impaled Nazarene - Nihil

Website:  www.impnaz.com

Track Listing:
1.  Cogito Ergo Sum
2.  Human-Proof
3.  Wrath Of The Goat
4.  Angel Rectums Still Bleed - The Sequel
5.  Post Eclipse Era
6.  Nothing Is Sacred
7.  Zero Tolerance
8.  Assault Of The Week
9.  How The Laughter Died
10. Nihil
Line-Up:
Vocals:  Mika Luttinen
Guitars:  Jarne Anttila, Alexi "Wildchild" Laiho
Bass:  Jani Lehtosaari
Drums:  Reima Kellokoski

Uncle Meat's Review:
Remember the scene in Robocop 2 where the bad guys have their informant on a stretcher?  He was their inside man at the police station, or something.  They use a scalpel to cut him open starting at the breastbone, while he is still alive.  Anyway, try to imagine what is going on inside the guy’s head.  That is a pretty accurate description of Impaled Nazarene.  Self proclaimed “Nuclear Metal”, Impaled Nazarene play a mix of black/thrash which leans more toward thrash.  Not just your run-of-the-mill thrash band either, these guys play with some serious speed.  The good news is that they can also throw in melody or two, but not often.  Mika’s vocals are among the most distinctive in all of metal.  His screams will have you destroying your personal belongings in no time.
Uncle Meat's Rating: A-

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